There I was starting short call at 0530 this morning asleep in my bed.
Phone rings at 1020, I look and its scheduling.
"Hello!" I say.
Scheduler says "Yeah we got you on rotation **** signing in at 10:10"
"Well its 10:20!" I say
"Yeah so were are you?" - Scheduler
"Umm no one called me this morning" - Me
"Yeah it says here it was placed on your line at 0500 and acknowledged."
"Hmm that's weird because I was asleep and there's no incoming calls at all today"
"So when can you show up?"
Gotta love it!