No disrespect intended but I am reminded of a line from Flight of the Intruder (book or movie). One of the guys was giving a Chaplin a Safety Briefing before heading out to the Carrier. In my memory, the conversaiton went like this.

He told the Chaplin "If we have to leave the aircraft, I will yell Eject, Eject, Eject and you pull that handle between your legs.'

The Chaplin replied "What should I say after you say that?"

He replied, "It doesn't matter. You'll be talking to yourself."

Or something like that.