I had a Geo Metro, but can't afford it anymore. Now I drive a used Yugo. The great thing is that it was the former vehicle of a UAL 777 Captain and had 22 years worth of jeppesen revisions in the trunk! And he threw them in for free!

Here's a picture of it:
http://mcdev.nolansys.dsvr.co.uk/mark/images/yug.jpg