You need to invest in a universal remote. Unplug a wire here, program the remote there, plug wire back in and congrats...free porn (without the scrabbles).
We would all be better off if ALPA made it into SKW but I don't see it happening because not a lot of pilots at SKW see the benefit of ALPA yet. They've only been hanging around there when times were good. Wait until times are tough...then you'll be beggin' for it.