Why, United could acquire those fancy Airbus planes. Then, they could spin off a separate part of United, perhaps with a catchy name (maybe a variation of the word United...). It could fly to popular holiday destinations and it would be all the rage across America. An idea like that surely wouldn't fail.

Only way for United to fund such a great effort like this might be some shuffling around of offices and cutting pay, benefits, people, etc.

Lets get crackin Tilton, this idea is sure to work.