Rhinoflyer, would you like to change your user name?

I'll appeal to HSLD on your behalf for the change. Pro bono, of course.
On a slightly different topic, I think everyone knows that I have said I will pay good money to see a pic of TonyC in spandex shorts. I am hereby offering the same good money to anyone who can sneak me into a real Hornet (Super or otherwise) and let me push a few buttons and flip that Master Mode Switch, which after all was what started this whole thread. I mean, really, what is the point of being a moderator of a pilot's board when I cannot get little special things done for me?