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woman
06-27-2008, 12:54 PM
sexy!

Sorry, I don't mean to disturb with my stupid topic but I am just curious if you are aware of that?


freighter
06-27-2008, 01:05 PM
hey darlin

JoeyMeatballs
06-27-2008, 01:08 PM
We know...........


Photon
06-27-2008, 01:08 PM
tell all your friends

woman
06-27-2008, 01:12 PM
I don't need to tell my friends, they already know that

Superpilot92
06-27-2008, 01:15 PM
Got Pics ?? ;)

woman
06-27-2008, 01:21 PM
pics of what? of me or my friends or both?

Photon
06-27-2008, 01:23 PM
preferably both?

woman
06-27-2008, 01:25 PM
I do..............

JoeyMeatballs
06-27-2008, 01:26 PM
If your going to do pics, I prefer some heels, thigh-highs, maybe a scarf around your neck and one of those old F/A type of hats...........um, hopefully your brunette, if not................please dye your hair. Thank you, :p

Just in case your wondering, Regional guys have more STAMINA hhhheyyyyyyyyyyyy oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

skidmark
06-27-2008, 01:29 PM
Pilots are............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..................................broke!

AviatorGP
06-27-2008, 01:31 PM
Pilots are............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..................................broke!


Hey, we have a good thread going here, man !!
Don't ruin it !!!!

Respect....

HercDriver130
06-27-2008, 01:46 PM
speak for yourself.

Pilots are............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..................................broke!

woman
06-27-2008, 01:49 PM
if pilots are broke you must be in wrong country then, I read in the paper today that one british pilot was fired after performing top gun-style stunt and he made 250.000 pounds per year($500.000). He probably had 50 years of experience but still, you may consider moving.

Careercfi
06-27-2008, 01:50 PM
Pilots are.............











hopefully in high demand again soon!
I don't need to tell my friends, they already know that

you got nice friends :) Hard to find a woman that thinks a guy that has no other goals than to leave this earth for minimum pay and no career is sexy. Most of them prefer the 75.000 dollar office worker that can put them in a SUV or "Honda Odysee" :) Hook me up too please ;)

Swat
06-27-2008, 03:12 PM
Are you all sure she is a "woman?"

With everyone jumping like horny frat boys, sure would be funny if "woman" turned out to be a man.

Fish on.....I think.

WhiteH2O
06-27-2008, 03:39 PM
Are you all sure she is a "woman?"

With everyone jumping like horny frat boys, sure would be funny if "woman" turned out to be a man.

Fish on.....I think.

Not to mention, if this person is a woman, how much of an attention ***** do you have to be to make your screan name "woman" in a male dominated forum like this.

USMCFLYR
06-27-2008, 03:43 PM
I think it is one of those Russian mail order bribes that is trying to tie on to the Balita Airlines thread! The news report wasn't enough so now he is turning to a TRUE need for pilots! I'm still waiting for the pictures before I submit :eek:

USMCFLYR

Outlaw2097
06-27-2008, 04:45 PM
...alcoholics with a flying problem.

Remember: No smoking within 8 hours of flying, no drinking within 50 feet of the aircraft

...or something like that.

stoki
06-27-2008, 06:26 PM
If your going to do pics, I prefer some heels, thigh-highs, maybe a scarf around your neck and one of those old F/A type of hats...........um, hopefully your brunette, if not................please dye your hair. Thank you, :p

Just in case your wondering, Regional guys have more STAMINA hhhheyyyyyyyyyyyy oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Amen.

As to the hat, the kind in my avatar? :D

And if were going with the thigh-highs, make it with those clips that clip on up the leg with the panties.. and throw a corset in there too please. oo yeaaa

but to be completely honest this is most likely a gay F/A posing as a female. buahaha

stoki
06-27-2008, 06:28 PM
...alcoholics with a flying problem.

Remember: No smoking within 8 hours of flying, no drinking within 50 feet of the aircraft

...or something like that.

yea I think it was something like 12 inches from bottle to throttle or some ****

trackpilot
06-27-2008, 06:45 PM
Are you all sure she is a "woman?"

With everyone jumping like horny frat boys, sure would be funny if "woman" turned out to be a man.

Fish on.....I think.

lol yeah pretty sure it's another member playin a joke haha buncha fools...:D

DeadHead
06-27-2008, 06:46 PM
Just in case your wondering, Regional guys have more STAMINA hhhheyyyyyyyyyyyy oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yeah I'll second that, regional pilots can hold out the longest without earning any money or getting hired by SWA.

B727DRVR
06-27-2008, 08:00 PM
Please,
Keep your high heels on.............

Thank you, Drive thr:cool:ough..........

olympic
06-27-2008, 09:54 PM
If your going to do pics, I prefer some heels, thigh-highs, maybe a scarf around your neck and one of those old F/A type of hats...........um, hopefully your brunette, if not................please dye your hair. Thank you, :p

Just in case your wondering, Regional guys have more STAMINA hhhheyyyyyyyyyyyy oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yeah but with smaller equipment :D

olympic
06-27-2008, 09:56 PM
if pilots are broke you must be in wrong country then, I read in the paper today that one british pilot was fired after performing top gun-style stunt and he made 250.000 pounds per year($500.000). He probably had 50 years of experience but still, you may consider moving.

He is in the wrong country but he also is in the wrong time period, can't blame him for that sweety can you?

Now us pilots in Europe .... :rolleyes:

saabguy493
06-27-2008, 09:57 PM
gigidy, gigidy, GGGGIIIDDDDIIIIDDDDDYYYYY!!!!!!

woman
06-28-2008, 06:44 AM
lol yeah pretty sure it's another member playin a joke haha buncha fools...:D

I am woman but you can think whatever, that's not the point if I'm woman or not.
My point was to find out if you are aware of the fact that pilot is a sexy profession. The uniform that you wear, the plane that you fly are powerful aphrodisiacs just like money. Obviously SAABaroowski is aware of his charm, he even has demands like brunette, high heels, hat and all this crap.

FlyJSH
06-28-2008, 11:31 AM
I think it is one of those Russian mail order bribes that is trying to tie on to the Balita Airlines thread! The news report wasn't enough so now he is turning to a TRUE need for pilots! I'm still waiting for the pictures before I submit :eek:

USMCFLYR

I think we have a winner, lets go to the judges.....

I am woman but you can think whatever, that's not the point if I'm woman or not.
My point was to find out if you are aware of the fact that pilot is a sexy profession. The uniform that you wear, the plane that you fly are powerful aphrodisiacs just like money. Obviously SAABaroowski is aware of his charm, he even has demands like brunette, high heels, hat and all this crap.

Awkward sentence structure, no articles ("I am woman" not "I am A woman").... The judges say, "YES! YOU ARE A WINNER!!"

Diver Driver
06-28-2008, 12:33 PM
Awkward sentence structure, no articles ("I am woman" not "I am A woman").... The judges say, "YES! YOU ARE A WINNER!!"

Sentence structure also lacks common and proper prepositions. Definitely leads me to believe English is not a first language here... lol, who knows.:p

USMCFLYR
06-28-2008, 12:41 PM
If we ever get those pictures the person promised of *her and her girlfriends* then we'll see if they were taken in front of the Kremlin or not!

USMCFLYR

stinsonjr
06-28-2008, 12:45 PM
[QUOTE=woman;414145]I am woman [QUOTE]


Perhaps it is not a hot, eastern European mail-order bride. It could be Hellen Reddy. I am woman hear me roar...

woman
06-28-2008, 12:49 PM
I never promised any pictures, i only said I had some pictures.

USMCFLYR
06-28-2008, 01:00 PM
I never promised any pictures, i only said I had some pictures.

It is a woman! She is a pro at teasing. Mystery solved!!:eek::mad:

woman
06-28-2008, 01:14 PM
So is everybody on this forum from America?

olympic
06-28-2008, 01:39 PM
No, Greece.

SmoothOnTop
06-28-2008, 01:42 PM
http://content7.flixster.com/movie/27/86/278613_det.jpg

woman
06-28-2008, 01:55 PM
No, Greece.

I knew you were from Greece, so how is Olympic Airlines doing?

olympic
06-28-2008, 01:59 PM
Im on the beach all day, I wouldn't know :D
Where are you from ?? Europe I figure.

woman
06-28-2008, 02:05 PM
yes, I am from Europe

olympic
06-28-2008, 02:25 PM
OK, where?

woman
06-28-2008, 02:41 PM
from Poland

dojetdriver
06-28-2008, 05:26 PM
. Most of them prefer the 75.000 dollar office worker that can put them in a SUV or "Honda Odysee" :) Hook me up too please ;)


Or the tattooed loser with the intentionally disheveled hair that looks like he spent 30 minutes making it look like that, doesn't have a job, seems to have lost his razor, and is a general doosh canoe.

But they like him because he's "edgy" and "confident".

stoki
06-28-2008, 06:12 PM
from Poland

oo prosze, jak masz na imie? :D

Photon
06-28-2008, 06:26 PM
Norway here, not sure what to make of this topic

AviatorPop
06-28-2008, 08:51 PM
Pilots are the kings of the sky!

oldschool
06-29-2008, 04:13 AM
I'm ready to leave my wife for you Woman, do you think we can live on half my pay?

woman
06-29-2008, 09:55 AM
oo prosze, jak masz na imie? :D

Monika, a TY? I gdzie mieszkasz?

woman
06-29-2008, 10:00 AM
I'm ready to leave my wife for you Woman, do you think we can live on half my pay?

That's nice of you, but I'm not sure if I am ready to leave my husband for you especially if we had to live on half of your pay, I have to think about it for a while

stoki
06-29-2008, 11:41 AM
Monika, a TY? I gdzie mieszkasz?

oo, to milo mi Moniko. Ja mam Kamil i mieszkam nie daleko NYC.:D .. jakas godzine i pol od.

windowseat
06-29-2008, 05:14 PM
oh baxter, you know i don't understand spanish.

Diver Driver
06-29-2008, 07:03 PM
It could be Hellen Reddy.

Yeah or Hellen Keller... :D