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can't wait for the new drive...this company really doesn't have a clue...they cut there nose off to despite their face. they are are far off from other "airline's" and have alot to learn

You'll have to be more specific, several of us are stuck at companies that are a joke:-)

.they cut there nose off to despite their face. they are are far off from other "airline's" and have alot to learn


I'm still processing this syntax error...

can't wait for the new drive...this company really doesn't have a clue...they cut there nose off to despite their face. they are are far off from other "airline's" and have alot to learn

Maybe its because your grammar skills are way off? How much Scotch is left in that bottle?

I'm gonna go with..... United.

I'm gonna go with..... United.

Nah, I'm gonna guess we're talking about Southwest here.

New drive? I'm going to guess JetBlue

Jetblue has decided to stop giving industry average pay increases. My guess is that the new Delta rate and future United rate will raise their Airbus rates out of Jetblue management's comfort zone. I have never really understood that Jetblue industry average thing anyway. When Jetblue started up before the legacy bankruptcies, its pay was nowhere near industry average.

can't wait for the new drive...this company really doesn't have a clue...they cut there nose off to despite their face. they are are far off from other "airline's" and have alot to learn

I'm guessing since he said "drive" he's referring to JetBlue and a union drive. The only thing I can say for sure is that mofo is wasted. Friends don't let friends drink and post.

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can't wait for the new drive...this company really doesn't have a clue...they cut there nose off to despite their face. they are are far off from other "airline's" and have alot to learn

I just laughed so hard I sharted!!:eek:
I think he meant to say... "In spite of there face way yonder...They cut their nose off despite", darr.... I meant.. never mind..

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can't wait for the new drive...this company really doesn't have a clue...they cut there nose off to despite their face. they are are far off from other "airline's" and have alot to learn

The OP right now:

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll295/1017300/Homer.gif


This is hall of fame material. We really need a hall of fame.

they cut there nose off to despite their face.

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Favorite thread of the month!

I'm still processing this syntax error...

Give the guy a brake, it takes too to tangle.

can't wait for the new drive...this company really doesn't have a clue...they cut there nose off to despite their face. they are are far off from other "airline's" and have alot to learn

This whinny rant is brought to you by a NO voter in the last union drive.

You reap what you sow.

All JetBlue has to do is promise to make things better again and you will vote no again. There certainly is a lot of rhetoric on this board but you make me sick.

We had an opportunity last August 16th to finally have a say and work to make things better for the entire pilot group but you chose the DR. Stop complaining because you given up the right.

This whinny rant is brought to you by a NO voter in the last union drive.

You reap what you sow.

All JetBlue has to do is promise to make things better again and you will vote no again. There certainly is a lot of rhetoric on this board but you make me sick.

We had an opportunity last August 16th to finally have a say and work to make things better for the entire pilot group but you chose the DR. Stop complaining because you given up the right.

I liked the funny posts better.

The OP right now:

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll295/1017300/Homer.gif


This is hall of fame material. We really need a hall of fame.

Like the "Best of Craigslist"? Love that link.

This whinny rant is brought to you by a NO voter in the last union drive.

You reap what you sow.

All JetBlue has to do is promise to make things better again and you will vote no again. There certainly is a lot of rhetoric on this board but you make me sick.

We had an opportunity last August 16th to finally have a say and work to make things better for the entire pilot group but you chose the DR. Stop complaining because you given up the right.

Stop bringing sense and clarity to this thread. It was much more enjoyable the other way. Why I almost cut off my face to nose my spite!!

Jetblue has decided to stop giving industry average pay increases. My guess is that the new Delta rate and future United rate will raise their Airbus rates out of Jetblue management's comfort zone. I have never really understood that Jetblue industry average thing anyway. When Jetblue started up before the legacy bankruptcies, its pay was nowhere near industry average.

years of mediocrity have now become the standard at JB.

Homer's got six can's on the floor, one in his hand...and the plastic thingy (technical term here folks) only holds six? Seems a sinister plot is afoot!

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Homer's got six can's on the floor, one in his hand...and the plastic thingy (technical term here folks) only holds six? Seems a sinister plot is afoot!
The one in his hand is a single. It's different from the rest. My guess is he cracked open something like malt liquor after he finished the sixer.

The one in his hand is a single. It's different from the rest. My guess is he cracked open something like malt liquor after he finished the sixer.

The one in his hand is different. Must be the Duff Malt Liquor!

The one in his hand is different. Must be the Duff Malt Liquor!

7 beers, total light weight.

Nah, I'm gonna guess we're talking about Southwest here.
Way to go 80. This guy leave's almost no clues yet you still manage to pick the least obvious answer.

Says way more about you than him.

FTB...is that Your puppy?

I thought surely he had to be referring to MY company, but from the inside looking out I reckon they all kind of look the same.

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Yeah I laughed.....

I don't regret coming "here".

I do regret not recalling if the period is supposed to be inside or outside the quotation.

I don't regret coming "here".

I do regret not recalling if the period is supposed to be inside or outside the quotation.

I as well. Hopefully someone provides the answer. :o

Give the guy a brake, it takes too to tangle.

Nice!


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I don't regret coming "here".

I do regret not recalling if the period is supposed to be inside or outside the quotation.

Period always go inside quotation marks, but exclamation and question marks depend on how you are using it.

This message brought to you by the color blue!

Hopefully the next drive will start soon.

:dnice!


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:d:d LMFAO :d:d

Way to go 80. This guy leave's almost no clues yet you still manage to pick the least obvious answer.

Says way more about you than him.

Thanks for taking the bait. :D I knew I could get at least one!

Thanks for taking the bait. :D I knew I could get at least one!
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Period always go inside quotation marks, but exclamation and question marks depend on how you are using it.

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FTB...is that Your puppy?

my dog looks like a puppy but is 12 years old. I need to get a picture of him up here. growling. little fella has a napolean complex.

I've learned more about the English language from these forums, than from my 8th grade English class. More fun too.

Can we move to prepositions, and the allusive prepositional phrase?

I've learned more about the English language from these forums, than from my 8th grade English class. More fun too.

Can we move to prepositions, and the allusive prepositional phrase?

Did you mean allusive, illusive, or elusive? :D

Can we move to prepositions, and the allusive prepositional phrase?

Sure - try to sing it to 'yankee doodle dandy' for extra credit:

aboard, about, above, across, after, against, along, among,
around, at, before, below, behind, beneath, beside, between, beyond. (you should be @ "and called it macaroni" @ this point)

by, down, during, except, except for, in, into, like, near, of, off, on,

over, past, since, to, through, throughout, till, under, until, up, upon.


With, Within, Without (you just have to add these @ the end, since the song ended already).

The way I memorized it as a kid, every preposition - still works, decades later. If only I could rhyme aircraft limitations with 'Pop Goes the Weasel'. :D

can't wait for the new drive...this company really doesn't have a clue...they cut there nose off to despite their face. they are are far off from other "airline's" and have alot to learn

All your base are belong to us.

I've learned more about the English language from these forums, than from my 8th grade English class. More fun too.

Can we move to prepositions, and the allusive prepositional phrase?

I commit to you..the "Universal Adjective"...

The universal adjective - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvDZpICdzo)

I've learned more about the English language from these forums, than from my 8th grade English class. More fun too.

Can we move to prepositions, and the allusive prepositional phrase?

Sure... never end a sentence with a preposition. Example.

Where ya'll at?

That is incorrect.

Now if you said "Where ya'll at *******?" THAT would have been correct.

For extra credit, how would you pluralize the above example?

Sure... never end a sentence with a preposition. Example.

Where ya'll at?

That is incorrect.

Now if you said "Where ya'll at *******?" THAT would have been correct.

For extra credit, how would you pluralize the above example?

Put an "all" before "ya'll"

I learnded it in Kentucky

All your base are belong to us.


Hunh?!?!

Sorry. You lost me there.

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Put an "all" before "ya'll"

I learnded it in Kentucky

Didn't you mean Tennersee?

Hunh?!?!

Sorry. You lost me there.

:eek:


A simple Google search is your friend.......1991 video game....poor translation from Japanese to English leads to this.....

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Sure... never end a sentence with a preposition. Example.

Where ya'll at?

That is incorrect.

Now if you said "Where ya'll at *******?" THAT would have been correct.

For extra credit, how would you pluralize the above example?

"Where all ya'll at *******?"

ya'll is not as plural as all ya'll

So howz yur mominem?

Thought it was "y'all" not "ya'll"?

The present participle in English has the same form as the gerund, but the
gerund acts as a noun rather than a verb or a modifier.

The majority of JetBlue pilot's ability to read, speak, write and comprehend the English language is directly related to the benefits provided by JetBlue.

For the record, I was indeed "crunk" when I started this thread and I wish I could delete it but I can't. However, I have enjoyed the pics and humorous comments from this. It was something silly and rediculous that got me bent out of shape and my subconscious mind took it from there. At least that's my story! I've enjoyed the many good laughs and cartoon illustrations. Ya'll take care!

For the record, I was indeed "crunk" when I started this thread and I wish I could delete it but I can't. However, I have enjoyed the pics and humorous comments from this. It was something silly and rediculous that got me bent out of shape and my subconscious mind took it from there. At least that's my story! I've enjoyed the many good laughs and cartoon illustrations. Ya'll take care!

Why do you want to mess up a perfectly good and pointless thread. I was hoping we could move up to diagramming sentances and learning more about southern english. Let's face it, we all need to improve our texting english and ebonics skills...Word.:D

"Where all ya'll at *******?"

ya'll is not as plural as all ya'll

Since there are so many asterisks.. did you also pluralize that word too? Extra credit if you did. :cool:

Why do you want to mess up a perfectly good and pointless thread. I was hoping we could move up to diagramming sentances and learning more about southern english. Let's face it, we all need to improve our texting english and ebonics skills...Word.:D


Did somebody say...Ebonics? Delta done already been up in dat! :eek:

Delta Airlines Ebonics Commercial - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RljdyXeft04)

:D

Thought this was the TOTD thread... woops. Disregard this post. I'm the TOTD.

For the record, I was indeed "crunk" when I started this thread and I wish I could delete it but I can't. However, I have enjoyed the pics and humorous comments from this. It was something silly and rediculous that got me bent out of shape and my subconscious mind took it from there. At least that's my story! I've enjoyed the many good laughs and cartoon illustrations. Ya'll take care!

Props for owning up to it! It was entertaining for everyone

I don't regret coming "here".

I do regret not recalling if the period is supposed to be inside or outside the quotation.

Period always go inside quotation marks, but exclamation and question marks depend on how you are using it.

This message brought to you by the color blue!

And the rest of the thread, by Brown 25.

TW

Defiantly the best thread I've read in a while... ;)

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Irregardless, your company is a looser, fo' sure.

Irregardless, your company is a looser, fo' sure.

How loose is it?

Loose enough to fit me in someday?

"Irregardless," huh?