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Study details how to avoid the weirdo on the bus - The Body Odd (http://bodyodd.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/08/14/13260575-study-details-how-to-avoid-the-weirdo-on-the-bus?lite)

I hope some of these techniques help in your commuting experience, but alas I don't think so.

As a passenger, my greatest concern is sitting next to a stinky, fat, hairy guy for 5 hours. Even worse is the stinky, fat, hairy guy sitting in the window seat who drank 3 cans of Mountain Dew during taxi. [The latter did happen on the DAL flight from ATL to SEA last week].

It was diet dew, and you should have said hi.

Just kidding DAL is on my dew not fly list. Cost to much.

Study details how to avoid the weirdo on the bus - The Body Odd (http://bodyodd.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/08/14/13260575-study-details-how-to-avoid-the-weirdo-on-the-bus?lite)

I hope some of these techniques help in your commuting experience, but alas I don't think so.

As a passenger, my greatest concern is sitting next to a stinky, fat, hairy guy for 5 hours. Even worse is the stinky, fat, hairy guy sitting in the window seat who drank 3 cans of Mountain Dew during taxi. [The latter did happen on the DAL flight from ATL to SEA last week].

I don't know the 600 pound cat lady that instead of showering just puts on more .99 perfume can be pretty bad.

How to avoid the weirdo on the bus?

Easy - only fly Boeing or stay off the flight deck :p

Heres my advice for avoiding the weirdo on the bus...

Be the weirdo on the bus.

Be the weirdo on the bus.

Try this tactic.....

Clears the area.

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Offer to talk about your AmWay business. Works 80% of the time everytime.

tell them your a bible salesman...