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Old 05-09-2013, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by buzzpat View Post
Timbo's a good man. Leave him alone T. Although, I'm sure if I had you, Carl and Timbo in the bar at the same time we'd have a hell of a good time. I'm a hugger and an FO that buys drinks, even for widebody guys.
You're not buying for this guy!

Oh wait, I see what you did there!

Now you see why I never go down the escalator in front of F/O's!

Y'all are sneaky bastages!
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Old 05-09-2013, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Timbo View Post
You're not buying for this guy!

Oh wait, I see what you did there!

Now you see why I never go down the escalator in front of F/O's!

Y'all are sneaky bastages!
I always make sure the senior guy dives out first to cross the street in Central America and New York.
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Old 05-09-2013, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp View Post
Ah, the old Dwight Schrute "Unshun, Reshun."

Yup...my window of opportunity was really small I guess.

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Old 05-09-2013, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp View Post
I'll take the Carl's whale job. I need something to justify my manhood.
You already know FTB. How much more manhood does one need.

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Old 05-09-2013, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp View Post
I always make sure the senior guy dives out first to cross the street in Central America and New York.
When I was an F/O, I would take the first half-step off the sidewalk, and the Capt. would take a full step!

Then the bus would zoom by!

I nearly moved up a couple numbers with that move!

And you know what the 727 F/O said to the engineer when the Capt. had a heart attack in flight?

"Help me get this A-hole out of MY seat, and you can have the landing!"
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Old 05-09-2013, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Timbo View Post
You're not buying for this guy!

Oh wait, I see what you did there!

Now you see why I never go down the escalator in front of F/O's!

Y'all are sneaky bastages!
The older, the sneakier!
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Old 05-09-2013, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by tsquare View Post
Ummmm no. don't think so.
My mistake, I had heard it was a 3 way deal A330, A321 and some CRJ's in trade.
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Old 05-09-2013, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Timbo View Post
When I was an F/O, I would take the first half-step off the sidewalk, and the Capt. would take a full step!

Then the bus would zoom by!

I nearly moved up a couple numbers with that move!

And you know what the 727 F/O said to the engineer when the Capt. had a heart attack in flight?

"Help me get this A-hole out of MY seat, and you can have the landing!"
In the song My Hero's Have Always Been Cowboys, Willie Nelson laments: "Pickin' up hookers instead of my pen, I let the words of my years fade away."

Timbo and crew, let's not let your wisdom fade away, k? So if you don't mind:
The 10 Best Ways To Move Up A Seniority Number Without Anyone Knowing What You Did...
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Old 05-09-2013, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid View Post
In the song My Hero's Have Always Been Cowbodys, Willie Nelson laments: "Pickin' up hookers instead of my pen, I let the words of my years fade away."

Let's not the wisdom of your youth fade away Timbo and crew, k? So if you would, the 10 Best Ways To Move Up A Seniority Number without anyone knowing what you did...

1. Someone hack into tsquare's account and un-ignore Carl.
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Carl......
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Old 05-09-2013, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid View Post
In the song My Hero's Have Always Been Cowboys, Willie Nelson laments: "Pickin' up hookers instead of my pen, I let the words of my years fade away."

Timbo and crew, let's not let your wisdom fade away, k? So if you don't mind:
The 10 Best Ways To Move Up A Seniority Number Without Anyone Knowing What You Did...
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Wait, are you junior to me??

And you want me to tell you 10 ways to take me out??
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