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Old 11-08-2007, 04:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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1. Auto-Pilot altitude deviates +/- 500 feet
MX Resolution: Could not reproduce on the ground.

2. Nav ID unbelievably loud.
MX Resolution: ID set to a more believable level.

3. Left Engine is missing
MX: Left Engine Found after brief search under left wing.

4. Auto-Land lands really hard.
MX: Auto-Land is not installed on this aircraft.

5. Evidence of leak found under left main brakes.
MX: Evidence removed!

6. Dead bugs on windshield.
MX: Live bugs still on back-order.
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Old 11-08-2007, 04:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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7. Radar doesnt work
MX: Radar never works when in OFF mode
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:38 AM   #3 (permalink)
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8. Hydraulic pump bad.
MX: Talked to pump. Working now.

BAD PUMP, BAD PUMP!!!
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Old 11-08-2007, 03:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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9. Mouse in cockpit
MX: Installed cat.
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Old 11-08-2007, 03:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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10. Aircraft handles funny.
MX: Aircraft told to straighten up, "fly right," and be serious!
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Old 11-08-2007, 04:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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11. Right main inside tire almost needs replacement
MX: Almost replaced right main inside tire
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12. Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick
MX: That's what they're there for
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Old 11-08-2007, 04:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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13. ERAU Student Lands Horribly From the Right Seat
MX: Replaced ERAU Student with Monkey

just kidding, I went to ERAU. But I dont tell any Captains I fly with that!! (You wont either if you want them to think you know what you are doing)
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just kidding, I went to ERAU. But I dont tell any Captains I fly with that!! (You wont either if you want them to think you know what you are doing)
Haha, it's all good. I don't brag about going here. If someone asks, I'll tell them I go here and I'm learning how to fly and just leave it at that. UND, WMU, mom and pop FBO, or flight academy....who cares, do whatever you got to/want to do to fly.
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