PiperDriver

They have the 10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear Your Doctor Say. And they have Things You Don't Want to Hear In Outer Space. What do think ( IN REAL LIFE) the top 10 things you don’t want to hear from a captain (( assuming you are a passenger )).

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What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?

jabroni45

From the flight attendent in the movie Airplane, "Is there anyone who knows how to land an airplane?"

PiperDriver

LOL that is funny

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CRJDriver

10. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking and I really don't feel life is worth living anymore.

9. We are now cruising at an altitude of ... ummm..well, hell, I don't know.

8. Could someone please come up here and explain what this button does?

7. Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes!!!!!! Just kidding.

6. Would one of the flight attendants please bring me a scotch on the rocks. And keep 'em coming.

5. This is ... ummmm ... this is your ... ummmm ... damn, I seem to have lost my memory.

4. Passengers on the right side of the plane, doesn't that engine sound funny to you?

3. Welcome aboard Flight 109 ... you idiots.

2. Good Lord, Bob! We're going to crash! Ooops, is this intercom on?

1. Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be on the ground in approximately 10 minutes. One way or the other.

PiperDriver

I got this one from online

What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?

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What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?

jdt30

Your 59 year old captain asking you what you think of the age 65 legislation.

higney85

"watch this"
"we will make it work"

djrogs03

Yea i fly jets...big shiny ones

PiperDriver

did you say a life vest ???

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xkuzme1

This is actually my first time ever being in an actual airplane. I got all my pilots licenses in a simulator through the state corrections program. (snoop)