Whats the funniest thing you have ever heard over the radio??
01-03-2008, 04:44 PM
#521
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Originally Posted by cessna157
It must be just you. Usually Howie says it every time he clears someone into the ramp.
01-03-2008, 04:47 PM
#522
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You'd recognize his voice if you heard it. He's very rough and to the point. Just about the hardest Brooklyn accent you can find there in the JFK ACC. He's the kind of person that'll tell you that you're a waste of human life, and he can do it with a smile on his face and you'll still feel good about yourself after.
01-03-2008, 08:22 PM
#523
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Originally Posted by Tonne
While sitting at Gate 23/25 in JFK "delta connection" Ramp.... Ramp control tells Chautauqua to
"...park at Lima and ONLY Lima"...as they always phrase it as such....the chautauqua crew (apparently new to kenndey....and possibly flying in general...ok sorry that was mean.)
Anyway, the Crew parks at Juliet... where the ramp crew flagged them in and reports to Ramp that the ground crew parked them at juliet.
Ramp responded with " ....I told you Lima and only Lima!"
Chautauqua "....well they taxiied us into Juliet, what did you want us to do...?!"
Ramp "Chautauqua! If they taxiied you into a sewer would you follow them!!"
Classic new york!....not "off a bridge" or "into a jetway" ....but "into a sewer!"
"...park at Lima and ONLY Lima"...as they always phrase it as such....the chautauqua crew (apparently new to kenndey....and possibly flying in general...ok sorry that was mean.)
Anyway, the Crew parks at Juliet... where the ramp crew flagged them in and reports to Ramp that the ground crew parked them at juliet.
Ramp responded with " ....I told you Lima and only Lima!"
Chautauqua "....well they taxiied us into Juliet, what did you want us to do...?!"
Ramp "Chautauqua! If they taxiied you into a sewer would you follow them!!"
Classic new york!....not "off a bridge" or "into a jetway" ....but "into a sewer!"
Back to the funny stuff...
01-03-2008, 10:50 PM
#524
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Originally Posted by SharkyBN584
At least it wasn't that "other" carrier in JFK that seems to F everything up every time I go there....
Back to the funny stuff...
Back to the funny stuff...
01-05-2008, 04:30 AM
#527
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Originally Posted by rthompsonjr
Leaving LGB one of my friends heard this on SOCAL:
"If you're a cessna DON'T TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW!!"
"If you're a cessna DON'T TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW!!"
"Delta heavy con............AHHHH SOOOOOCAL APPROACH, THIS IS...AH....I AM....STUDENT PILOT....CESSNA NOVEMBER.........................."
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