I can't wait to be an airline pilot! It'll be like i'm a CIA agent and there are spys and double agents lurking around every corner and holding their hand up to their ear trying to listen to radio messages trying to be inconspicuous while reading a newspaper. And then guys with shaved heads and leather jackets start trying to corner you and you have jump past the metal detectors and run to your gate. Then when you get to your gate you run past the gate agent, and the two guys chasing after you get stopped because they don't have a boarding pass, and you live another day. Except the spys and double agents are really TSA and i'm not really a CIA agent at all.
What, I can dream can't I?
