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Old 09-03-2008, 06:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The forums have been too full of doom and gloom lately, so I hope this little story gives you a laugh and a chuckle. A fake boob - that's what I need, by the way, to supplement what God did not give me.

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PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. - Police in Port St. Lucie are on the lookout for a cross-dressing man who snatched a 74-year-old woman's purse. As if that weren't odd enough, they're depending on a strange clue. The suspect left behind a condom filled with water he had been using as a fake breast.

The woman said she believed the thief followed her while shopping. A witness told investigators he was wearing a short denim skirt and black tube top, and fled in a silver car with two other male crossdressers.

Police are processing the condom for fingerprint and DNA evidence.
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Old 09-03-2008, 07:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ah, that's were I left it.

This is a very titillating story.
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Old 09-03-2008, 08:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Vagabond,

I hope that you will follow this story closely and keep us abreast of any updates.
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Old 09-03-2008, 09:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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What a boob!
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Old 09-03-2008, 10:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Reminds me of a wonderful quote from Chris Griffen......"BOOBIES!!!!"
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Old 09-03-2008, 10:08 PM   #6 (permalink)
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This is a very titillating story.
Horrible. Funny, but horrible.
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Old 09-03-2008, 10:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hotshot, you are definitely Canadian! You have the telltale Canuck humor gene manifested in almost every one of your posts.

11Fan, for you, I will do more than abreast.

pilotpip, I have been called worse things in my career.
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