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Old 10-30-2008, 02:06 PM   #11 (permalink)
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If your mom packs your lunch, you might work for the TSA.
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Old 10-30-2008, 02:20 PM   #12 (permalink)
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If your mom packs your lunch, you might work for the TSA.
Or... you might be flying a regional jet.
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Old 10-30-2008, 04:04 PM   #13 (permalink)
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if you look like the woman in HotShot's avatar...
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Old 10-30-2008, 06:43 PM   #15 (permalink)
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If you ever find yourself in a work situation wondering "what would Barney Fife DO", you might work for the TSA...
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Old 10-30-2008, 08:37 PM   #16 (permalink)
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If you display a child-like look of pride as a pilot strides to his 400,000 pound aircraft equipped with a nice heavy crash ax because you have his nail clippers in your grubby little mitt.
I think we have a winner!
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Old 10-30-2008, 08:40 PM   #17 (permalink)
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If you stand behind an xray machine all day because the government wanted you sterile...
You may be onto something. What if the whole TSA thing is some covert government plan to rid the country of stupid people by preventing them from reproducing?
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Old 10-31-2008, 04:58 AM   #18 (permalink)
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You may be onto something. What if the whole TSA thing is some covert government plan to rid the country of stupid people by preventing them from reproducing?
Next thing you know they will get rid of back round check....more stupid people to prevent from reproducing....that made me think of another one!!

If you are part of a covert government plan to sterilize all the stupid people they can by placing them behind an x-ray machine......you might work for the TSA
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Old 10-31-2008, 04:59 AM   #19 (permalink)
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If you ever find yourself in a work situation wondering "what would Barney Fife DO", you might work for the TSA...
Thats a good one!
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Old 10-31-2008, 06:29 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Next thing you know they will get rid of back round check....
Nice Freudian slip...most of their back's are very round and there is no need to check them...
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