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Old 10-30-2008, 05:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
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After talking about it with Turbofan who was the starter of the brilliant thread "it might be a regional jet", both of us agreed that it was time for the start of the thread "You might work for the TSA". I will start it off....

If you think its cool to refer to yourself as "the men in blue"......You might work for the TSA
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Old 10-30-2008, 06:03 AM   #2 (permalink)
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If you just passed your GED and now you work for the government.. You might work for the TSA
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Old 10-30-2008, 06:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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If your pants look spray painted on, and your buttons are hanging on for dear life! ..... you might work for the TSA
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Old 10-30-2008, 09:26 AM   #5 (permalink)
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If you work at the airport and are hated by everyone else that works at the airport, or enters the airport, you might work for the TSA.
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Old 10-30-2008, 10:20 AM   #6 (permalink)
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If an EMB 135 looks like a jungle gym... you might work for the TSA.
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Old 10-30-2008, 10:27 AM   #7 (permalink)
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If you keep yourself hydrated 3 ounzes at a time...

If you stand behind an xray machine all day because the government wanted you sterile...

If you are only a 'physical' relationship type of person...

If you love government benefits and public humiliation...
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Old 10-30-2008, 11:21 AM   #8 (permalink)
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If an EMB 135 looks like a jungle gym... you might work for the TSA.
lmao good one
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Old 10-30-2008, 12:06 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 10-30-2008, 12:12 PM   #10 (permalink)
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If you display a child-like look of pride as a pilot strides to his 400,000 pound aircraft equipped with a nice heavy crash ax because you have his nail clippers in your grubby little mitt.
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