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Old 11-18-2008, 01:36 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Chuck Norris drinks Mountain Dew

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Old 11-20-2008, 04:33 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on.

Not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Old 11-20-2008, 04:36 PM   #63 (permalink)
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The saddest two days in a child's life are the day he learns Santa isn't real,

And the day he learns that Chuck Norris is.
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Old 11-20-2008, 05:43 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Chuck Norris can ace a rorschach test

Chuck Norris abducts aliens

Crew Scheduling sits reserve for Chuck Norris.
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Old 12-04-2008, 07:10 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Chuck Norris once punched a man in the back of his face.
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Old 12-04-2008, 07:59 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2008, 07:23 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2008, 07:26 PM   #68 (permalink)
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The best part about waking up isn't "Folgers in your cup"...


It's realizing Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Old 12-07-2008, 04:46 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Chuck Norris doesn't go around, the Earth simply becomes afraid of his landing and repels itself away.

Chuck Norris broke the record for flying too low.

When Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick in a cloud, a hurricane forms.
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Old 12-09-2008, 07:42 PM   #70 (permalink)
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