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Old 08-20-2009, 07:56 PM
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Oh, when will young men learn that this technique usually does not work with women of any age?

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OAKLAND, Calif. — Authorities say a St. Louis-bound Southwest Airlines flight was forced to return to Oakland International Airport after a male passenger stripped, hit another passenger and fought with crew members.

Alameda County sheriff's deputies say flight 947 returned Thursday morning after 21-year-old Darius Chappille of Oakland allegedly exposed himself to the female passenger sitting next to him and punched her in the face.

Lt. Howard Jacobs says flight attendants and other passengers then subdued Chappille, as he disrobed. He was apparently completely naked when sheriff's deputies arrested him.

Chappille and the woman were taken to the hospital for minor injuries.
A Southwest Airlines representative says the flight took off from Oakland again around 10:16 a.m.
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Thats what you get for going to Oakland.
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Old 08-20-2009, 11:11 PM
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I prefer the fireman's carry.
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Thats what you get for going to Oakland.
Oh come on, surely Oakland isn't THAT bad..

On second thought, I avoid that city at all costs, and I live only 20 minutes away!
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Goin to hell for this.
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Old 08-22-2009, 07:20 AM
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he has no time for small talk, he's a straight to the point kinda guy.....
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I prefer the donkey punch. Great way to meet women.
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Old 08-24-2009, 01:11 PM
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To take a page from the quagmire play book.....
The best way to meet women is when they wake up the next day after a ...
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Giggity Giggity
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Old 08-26-2009, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by BIRDIE View Post
you want to fly boxes and miss all the fun?? i love it!!! dude wants to get naked and show his penis, maybe start punching people.... can your boxes do that?? i like a wrench thrown into it now and then..
There's usually enough wrenches being tossed into our operation as it is. I'm fine with the fact that it will likely not involve naked, 300lb men assualting passengers and puking all over the place. But hey, whatever floats your boat man.....
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I'm not sure I understand...Why did they arrest him?
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