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Old 12-06-2016, 08:12 AM
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What's the ratio of guys that have a mustache at the airlines compared to those who don't?
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Old 12-06-2016, 08:17 AM
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Old 12-06-2016, 08:18 AM
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What's the ratio of guys that have a mustache at the airlines compared to those who don't?
Those who were porn stars in a prior career have the 'stache, those who didn't have, well should we say, the requisite equipment don't..........
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What's the ratio of guys that have a mustache at the airlines compared to those who don't?
Now this is a topic worth discussing. Pilots are inherently bad@ss, so flexing our facial follicles comes with the territory. Research has shown that pilots with mustaches tend to make a pilot look 47% more awesome, and pilots admire their fellow 'stached aviators 13% more than their freshly shaven counterparts. It's data on the internet, so it's got to be true.
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Never trust a white man with a mustache or a black man without one.
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The mark of a true aviator.

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Now this is a topic worth discussing. Pilots are inherently bad@ss, so flexing our facial follicles comes with the territory. Research has shown that pilots with mustaches tend to make a pilot look 47% more awesome, and pilots admire their fellow 'stached aviators 13% more than their freshly shaven counterparts. It's data on the internet, so it's got to be true.
I've also heard those with a mustache also make more money and always find an attractive girl at the bar on overnights, because science.
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The mark of a true aviator.

And given that I'm about to have lunch before heading back into training...another mark of a fine aviator:

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Used to be about one in ten, it used to just be the old guys but now the millenials are pushing the ratio up. Works best on former fighter pilots.
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"Never trust a white man with a mustache or a black man without one."

What about asian guys?
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