vagabond

From Associated Press:

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Here’s a job opportunity you won’t need to buy a new wardrobe for.

Hoping to take advantage of Rhode Island’s floundering economy, owners of the Foxy Lady strip club in Providence plan to hold a job fair on Saturday.

They say they’re looking to fill around 30 positions, from strippers and waitresses to disc jockeys and bartenders, at that club and two others in Massachusetts.

“I need more managers, I need more competent staff, and I need more attractive waitresses to go along with the ones I have right now,” said co-owner Tom Tsoumas.

The naked truth is that Rhode Island’s economy is among the worst in the nation, with an unemployment rate of 10.3 percent in January.

The Providence club isn’t immune from the recession but is still drawing customers willing to drink and pay for lap dances, said manager Bob Travisono.

“It’s taken a hit,” he said. “It’s not as bad as restaurants and stuff like that. In times like this, they seem to drink their sorrows away.”

Tsoumas said he hopes some who might shun strip clubs when the economy is good might consider shedding their clothes now — or at least working as a floor host or bartender.

jungle

Man cannot live by bread alone.

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vagabond

Now I've been called a lot of things (like hypocritical, menopausal), but nobody has ever said I'm "foxy." However, I have never been known to be discouraged. So, just for you jungle, I'll do a lapdance. Gratis. Just close your eyes.

jungle

"Here’s a job opportunity you won’t need to buy a new wardrobe for."

This tells us the author doesn't know about the rather extensive requirement for exotic wardrobe and dangerous shoes.

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Moose

"You are foxy." Now, someone has said you are foxy. Takes quite a load off huh!