DAL-S guys, lets review:
FOM 7-8.3, PA Quiet Hours.
PA Quiet Hours
Between 10:00 p.m. and 8:00 a.m. (local), the PA should only be used for:
• Announcements required by FAR or company policy.
• Originating and terminating stations, or at stations where a large number of passengers board.
PAs not related to safety should be avoided when a significant number of passengers are sleeping or when the in-flight movie is in progress. PA quiet hours should also be in effect for flights greater than 5 hours between the top of climb and the top of descent. Normally during this period, only PAs related to safety should be made.
So, as a lowly FO I will not stop anyone from breaking this policy. I cannot stop it because I am sure there is a FOM policy out there that says "shut up and throw the gear... and on the 88 please get the hydraulics, ART switch, check the pressurization, turn the A/C up and throw the engine sync to N1. Thanks."
But all I am saying is that at 6am, or 615 in the a.m. when that airplane hits top of climb NOBODY in their right mind wants to hear a word from you unless we're going to crash AND there is a chance they'll live IF they do whatever you say. If there is a 100% chance it'll turn out poorly, let em' sleep.
They do not want to hear a "welcome aboard," "thanks for flying Delta" "today's route of flight..." "the weather enroute..." "the weather at our destination..." "UH... UH..." "our gate of arrival..." "when you see the fasten seat belt sign..." "we here at Delta" AND ESPECIALLY "I'll check back with you before we begin our descent (in reality, 20-30 minutes) to update you on the weather and the gate (in case it changed in 20-30 minutes)."
I mean honestly, I'm not saying your PAs suck, in fact they can be very informative and good and there are many that need to learn to start doing PAs, but at 6am, they're asleep. They have drool coming out of their mouths at this point, they're babies are asleep and they're so thankful because otherwise they'll wake up all of the other sleeping people and the list goes on.
Sincerely and with much love on this slow thread night,
The Voice of the Sleeping Class
