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Old 12-16-2014, 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid View Post
Let's review.

Thanks FTB. I made a copy of this when you first posted it and I carry it in my McRib. I always pull it out when ever there is a delay and hand it to the other pilots,

"Let's use this flow chart to see if we should go out and make a gatehouse PA..."

They all bust up over that, and they all want a copy too!
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Please to shake my left hand.....
I shake, was sticky. Will not please to shake you left hand for next time.
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I shake, was sticky. Will not please to shake you left hand for next time.
They eat bacon where you learned that english?
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Old 12-16-2014, 08:40 AM
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Jetblue is way way way to PA friendly , I agree there are times when people come out to greet people , many people do really like it and are impressed, that's fine make it short sweet friendly and to the point. Otherwise these long PA's early morning and late night are def not needed . ESP when it creates a massive squeeling noise for the people wearing head phones plugged into our live TV entertainment . People want to know if we're on time and where they can gather their luggage , PERIOD !

The rest is just a unicorn myth that should never be spoken about.
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Old 12-16-2014, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by WhiteHammer View Post
This is a true story. On a commute, keep in mind I was one of the last people on the plane, flying from JFK to my home. I said hi to the flight crew, the FO was very nice, but the Captain just looked at me a couple times and nodded with his seat reclined. Now at first I just thought this guy is not very social. So imagine my surprise after taking my seat when this guys comes out and faces a fully loaded AB320 to make a PA, with his sunglasses on. Now, I understand it gets bright in the cockpit, but he didn't have them on 2 min before when I was up there. Then he starts talking about how he has a plane full of gas and we can go wherever we want and starts dropping warm destinations, and brings up how it's ok because he has another job in the AirForce reserve. I am offended and embarrassed as a co worker of this individual and as a member of the AirForce. I hope you read this. Yes you are a complete juicing tool bag, and make military guys look bad. Really, you put your ******* sunglasses on to make a PA. I hope it ends up on you tube and your reserve squadron finds out about it, so they can play it at next drill weekend. Everyone will laugh at you cause you sir are a D-Bag.
I hope he had "Danger Zone" playing in the background while he did his PA! That would have been....well....dangerous.
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Old 12-16-2014, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by rvr1800 View Post
Sounds like JetBlue to me.

If you really want to cringe listen to this. I'm warning you, it is painful.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iKFWVnrulXo

That really was painful. That guy's man card should get confiscated-immediately.
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Old 12-16-2014, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by rightside02 View Post
The rest is just a unicorn myth that should never be spoken about.
Hey! Unicorns are real!
The female ones are better looking than the males though.



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Old 12-16-2014, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by WhiteHammer View Post
This is a true story. On a commute, keep in mind I was one of the last people on the plane, flying from JFK to my home. I said hi to the flight crew, the FO was very nice, but the Captain just looked at me a couple times and nodded with his seat reclined. Now at first I just thought this guy is not very social. So imagine my surprise after taking my seat when this guys comes out and faces a fully loaded AB320 to make a PA, with his sunglasses on. Now, I understand it gets bright in the cockpit, but he didn't have them on 2 min before when I was up there. Then he starts talking about how he has a plane full of gas and we can go wherever we want and starts dropping warm destinations, and brings up how it's ok because he has another job in the AirForce reserve. I am offended and embarrassed as a co worker of this individual and as a member of the AirForce. I hope you read this. Yes you are a complete juicing tool bag, and make military guys look bad. Really, you put your ******* sunglasses on to make a PA. I hope it ends up on you tube and your reserve squadron finds out about it, so they can play it at next drill weekend. Everyone will laugh at you cause you sir are a D-Bag.
This has delta written all over it.
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Old 12-16-2014, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by CanoePilot View Post
This has delta written all over it.
Total BS tool bag.

We Deltoids never take our sunglasses off, even at night, because when you fly for Delta, the sun shines on you, 24 hours a day!
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If you want to add an extra letter I would have preferred you used as.
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