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Old 01-29-2015, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by vagabond View Post
Why did the captain leave the cockpit to begin with? To go take a dump? Get a drink?
We don't usually 'take' a dump, we usually -leave- them!

We call it, "Logging time over water".

Helps to relieve the pressure prior to the landing.
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Old 01-29-2015, 05:13 PM
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You see what can happen when the Capt. goes out to drop a duce?

AirAsia co-pilot at controls when plane crashed

I'm thinking all Airbus aircraft are going to soon be re-certified as...

Captain ONLY!

But the Mad Dog? She don't care who's at the controls.

Mad Dog gonna do what the Mad Dog gonna do!
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Old 01-29-2015, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by vagabond View Post
Why did the captain leave the cockpit to begin with? To go take a dump? Get a drink?
Unlikely, most Delta captains don't have an anus.
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Old 01-29-2015, 06:03 PM
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And Bucking Bar thought the VNAV, the FMS and A/T were a problem on the Douglas Racer.

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Old 01-29-2015, 06:11 PM
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Its a good thing that this happened on a Delta Air Lines plane and not some other airline.
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Old 01-29-2015, 06:39 PM
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Anyone else heard they are hiring!!??!

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Old 01-29-2015, 07:01 PM
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At least if he was taking a toot, at least there wasn't a smell.

#Deltadontstink
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Originally Posted by bedrock View Post
I HATE when that happens.
Can one and all remember the best part of soloing? No bone head in the right seat constantly yelling "RIGH RUDDER!". Well almost the same thing about finishing OE, for the F/O that is.

I nominate the F/O's call sign needs to be changed from "Maverick" to "Captain Solo".

In any event.... breadsticks and cognac for the F/O for landing the jet without autoland as they did in India last year under similar circumstances.
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Originally Posted by DeadHead View Post
Unlikely, most Delta captains don't have an anus.
Nah... I heard they do high colonics in formation during briefing
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Originally Posted by DeadHead View Post
Unlikely, most Delta captains don't have an anus.
Is it that? Or is it that they're so tight the company crams coal up there and turing them into diamonds and helping out the bottom line?
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