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Old 05-06-2009, 03:17 PM   #21 (permalink)
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After hearing my neighbors screaming kids this morning. I would say the big "V" is a great investment.



PS. Just ask my buddy that's pay $1500 per month in child support as his ex-wife drives to her waitress job in a $50,000 Lexus. What a crock of $hit!!
Yip, a great investment, the best $400 I ever spent, wife loves it too!!
So are you convinced now? Pick up that phone and make an appointment.
Oh and I should have mentioned, buy two packs of frozen peas, that way you can swap 'em out as they thaw.
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Old 05-06-2009, 05:39 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Well I don't have to worry about child support cause I'm married, I just need to pay family support for my wife and 3 kids!! Oh yes, I'm convinced. I was going to get it done the whole time, I just wanted to hear some stories to make myself feel at ease more. I love my kids, but 3 is ENOUGH!!

The guy I chose actually suggested frozen peas on his website, because they conform good and they are delicious. Got my consult next week, and hopefully by the end of the month I will be PROUDLY shooting blanks!!
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Old 05-07-2009, 01:10 PM   #23 (permalink)
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There IS another side to this, FWIW. My wife had a hysterectomy some years ago (endometriosis). Since conception is no longer "officially" possible, my getting a vasectomy would arouse (no pun intended) suspicions.

The beer therapy sounds a lot more fun than frozen peas, but I note there would be an increase in urine output, and I would wonder how this would affect recovery.
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Old 05-08-2009, 05:58 AM   #24 (permalink)
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There IS another side to this, FWIW. My wife had a hysterectomy some years ago (endometriosis). Since conception is no longer "officially" possible, my getting a vasectomy would arouse (no pun intended) suspicions.

The beer therapy sounds a lot more fun than frozen peas, but I note there would be an increase in urine output, and I would wonder how this would affect recovery.
Good point, going with the peas..
BTW, my wife also has endometriosis right now, but the doc said he's going to try to take care of it laproscopically. Fingers crossed for no hysterectomy.
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:08 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Wasn't so bad. The frozen peas and the vicodin are a blessing.. Laying in bed for 4 days is fun too. The little guy can't come out to play for a while though, that's not so much fun.
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Old 07-01-2009, 12:23 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Hey well done for taking the plunge, I was wondering if you were going to go through with it.
You still need to make a slow come back even after 4 or 5 days, no heavy lifting etc..
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Old 07-02-2009, 12:16 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Well I'm on day 3 right now, and it hurts like hell still. I was trying to not do painkillers today, but I had to take one. It's definitely not as bad as the first couple days, but moving around is not an option yet. I don't know how some people get up the next day, I certainly cannot. Does anybody remember how long the pain lasted for?
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Old 07-02-2009, 06:23 PM   #28 (permalink)
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The pain lasted 4 or 5 days and slowly gets better, don't worry about using the pain pills if you need to, I know I did but then I eased off them as days went by.
Everyone's recovery is different however, don't try to return too soon though.
Once things feel better it's on to the line clearing, but the misses can help with that too!
Take a sample back to the doc for a look under the microscope and if there are no swimmers then party on.
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Old 07-20-2009, 07:31 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Just wanted to point out Leo that one of my co-workers got the big V and after waiting like everyone said, he had sex and voila wife was pregnant with TRIPLETS.

M A K E

S U R E

N O

S W I M M E R S!!!
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Old 07-28-2009, 09:54 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Just wanted to point out Leo that one of my co-workers got the big V and after waiting like everyone said, he had sex and voila wife was pregnant with TRIPLETS.

M A K E

S U R E

N O

S W I M M E R S!!!

HOLY $%^%$#!!!!!! That is F'ed up!! God's sense of humor is painful sometimes..
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