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Old 05-21-2015, 11:45 AM
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Will a bleeding azzhole throw up a flag on my next medical? I know the blood is coming from a tear in my azzhole or something so I don't think its anything too serious. After a 4 hour leg, if its real hot, my ass starts to itch and has really become a big inconvenience. I don't think it's my diet as much as it's the third world cardboard toilet paper that I've been forced to use on layovers. Not sure if I can apply any type of topical solution or what. Kind of embarrassed to go into my local Dr. and tell his hot nurse about the time i looked at my azzhole in the mirror situation.. Guess I'll just keep digging for gold and see what happens.
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Old 05-21-2015, 12:02 PM
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I'm gonna sticky this before a mod deletes it!
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Old 05-21-2015, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by vagabond View Post
I'm gonna sticky this before a mod deletes it!
I'm serious about this... It's a problem I've been having lately and after doing some research online, I guess its not super uncommon. I guess the biggest inconvenience is the degree to which my ass itches on a daily basis.. I'm just wondering if any other pilots have experienced anything similar to this..
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Old 05-21-2015, 01:51 PM
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Hmmm. Have you been to Bangkok lately?
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Old 05-21-2015, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by terryhflyer View Post
Hmmm. Have you been to Bangkok lately?
Yes, but that was almost two months ago. This has been somewhat recent. Maybe I'm wiping my ass too hard or something.. I wish the hotels would carry a higher quality toilet paper. Thats what has probably been causing me all these problems.
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Lmfao.....
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Old 05-21-2015, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by DC8 Driver View Post
Lmfao.....
I'm glad you're finding my misfortune amusing, but has anyone here had any experience with these symptoms? I googled itchy azzhole syndrome/causes and it was of little use. If I google bleeding azzhole, it comes back with a bunch of fetish porn hits... ***?? This has really become a problem... Thank you
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Unfortunately I have to close this thread.

The internet is never a good place to seek medical advice - always consult a real physician for your troubles. The doc will likely be more familiar with whether or not it can affect your employment than strangers on a forum.
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