Best ALPA Pin Explanation Ever
07-26-2014, 10:44 PM
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Best ALPA Pin Explanation Ever
So I lost my ALPA pin day 1 of 4. Fell off somewhere during a tie/pin debacle whilst loosening for the walkaround during IAH 95 degree heat. Since I've been asked twice already where my ALPA pin is I have started replying, "I left it on my pajamas." Feel free to use.
07-27-2014, 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Snoopy 01
How about, "I left it at your Mom's house."
Phone rings, and an airline pilot on short-call picks it up, not noticing it is the crew desk.
"Capt Smith?"
"Uh, just a minute."
(partially covering the mouthpiece, and turning the other way): "Honey, it's for your husband!!"
07-27-2014, 06:18 AM
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Back when the hat thing was hot heavy and contentious. My F/O and I are walking through the terminal at ORD. A flight manger asks where are your hats? My F/O doesn't miss a beat.. "I left mine on your wife's bedside table."
07-27-2014, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Airhoss
Back when the hat thing was hot heavy and contentious. My F/O and I are walking through the terminal at ORD. A flight manger asks where are your hats? My F/O doesn't miss a beat.. "I left mine on your wife's bedside table."
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