Originally Posted by
freezingflyboy
Signing bonus!? Pfffft....How bout my retention bonus?! Just give me half of what it takes to train a noob and I'll save you the trouble!
Oh, what a fine day it would be when they would have to pay us retention bonus' to keep us from leaving. Champagne would fall from the sky, velvet ropes would part as we walk up to the club and all flight attendants would be 120 lbs. or less.