Well, we were going to fight them, but then ALPA told us they are well within the limits of our awesome contract. Like the proctologist, they told us, "Just relax, this might hurt a little bit right now, but it will be good for you in the long term."

Obviously they have our best interest in mind, so we are trusting them to fight for us when the time is right. For now they pat us on the head and tell us not to worry, we should be happy we aren't at LCC.