I have 2 tool nominations from yesterday:
1. The passenger who, when walking off the airplane after safely slipping the surly bonds of the earth, sarcastically thanked the captain and I for skipping him on the beverage service. I wish I could have seen the confused and "are you kidding me?" look on our faces.
2. The passenger in the window seat on my deadhead who, when I walked up to sit in my luxury middle seat, didn't shift a millimeter from his arm and leg draped fully in my area... while leaning over into the middle seat area, too. That's cool, I'm okay with snuggling with another guy.