Originally Posted by
Senior Skipper
When some kid starts to play games on guard, I just deselect the radio; it keeps my blood pressure down...
I turn the volume up on the speaker. Raises the captain's blood pressure thereby quickening my seniority advancement.
Dude, if you want to make us captains clear out of your seat sooner than later, you need to buy copious amounts of beer, french fries, and cardiac-burgers on layovers, and bring some nice cigars too. Then take us out for a blow-a-lung run the next morning.
Never worked for me as an F/O but it sure was worth a try.