Originally Posted by Moose

Pilot uniform is awful. Not as bad as that SkyBus uniform, but bad. Sorry guys but the old fat farts will look stupid in them and the rest will look like trendy homosexuals. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.) Look, maybe its just me, but the flying public may like "hip" flight attendants but I don't think they are looking for "hip" pilots. I ran into a "hip" FO in Dallas a few months back. Had his hair all spiked up in every direction. Kind of looked like Todd Cleary from "Wedding Crashers." Glad he didn't invite me to some nude gay art show to set me up for the midnight rape.

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