I'm right handed, my pen goes in my left pocket. We don't have to wear wing on our shirts, but if we did, I certainly wouldn't care if my hotel pen was on the same side.

I don't even own a watch... Which freaks the F/A's out because they're required to wear a watch. I have a clock at home, it wakes me up. I relax for an hour then go to the airport as fast as humanly possible.

My car has I clock, but it doesn't matter, I'm already going as fast as humanly possible.

There's a GPS clock in my plane, I look at it to see if it's ten minutes to departure time and start twitching until we push.

If I had a watch, can it go on the "wings side" or does it need to be in the opposite pants pocket? Or opposite wrist if you don't have a pocket watch?