Originally Posted by
dalad
In my interview, with retired Captain Dick Tidwell, he stated "I'm going to ask you a question those FAPA guys don't have, do you eat pu$$y?" My answer? " It has to be shaved. I like a clean working surface". I guess I passed. My other interviewer was Dan Funk. I think his jaw hit the floor.
Too funny! I wish they had asked me that, it would have been much easier for me to answer than, "Who else do you want to work for..."
When I was going through right seat KC135 school at Castle AFB, the day they paired us up with our new Aircraft Commanders, mine looks at me with a very stern face and says, "Do you drink?"
I'm thinking...hmmm...why is he asking me this? He looks pretty straight, I wonder if I should fake it....nah, screw it, I'm in the Guard, what can he do to me?
So I answered, "Only to excess!"
He smiled broadly and said, "Good! I'm sick and tired of these Axxholes who don't drink!"
We had a lot of fun together going through Castle, and 3 years later he got hired at Delta as well.