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Old 04-13-2007, 09:24 AM
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Quagmire
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Must have higher than a 3rd grade education.
Must have lower than a 10th grade education.
Interpersonal skills are not required.
Critical thinking skills are not required.

Specifically looking for police officers forced to resign.
Specifically looking for mall or retail security guard experience.
Specifically looking for persons with multiple grudges against humanity.

Pluses:
Does not mind the smell of sweaty feet.
Does not mind punishing the innocent and undeserving on an hourly basis.

If you can pronounce the following word: Chautauqua : then you are overly qualified and need not apply.

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