10 more for early morning amusement. Off to work now.
First Officer or "emotional support puppy"?
supposedly has been "taught a few tricks." You have your doubts.
handles private areas in public way too often.
breath smells like meat of questionable freshness and quality.
you're sure would be more happy if had a playmate own age. Sadly no others on board.
you'd feel better if was restrained entire flight, not just taxi takeoff and landing
pax stare when boarding and ask if it is too young to fly? You assure them that will be locked in a secure cage for most of flight.
you regret having brought no toys for its in-flight amusement. Simply jiggling your keys doesn't seem to work.
wears fancy ID tag around neck, you verify it got its shots and passed a medical exam
reportedly the best in the litter. You really can't believe this was the top dog.
need to keep on very short leash for the safety of all