Originally Posted by
LNL76
TOTD...the fellow non-rev probably fa (but could've been a female pilot) who smacked me in the head with her backpack which was loaded down with neck pillow, shawl and other crap attached to it while taking her seat near me.
I heard this old story from a F/A:
A pax disregarded instructions and started rooting around in the overhead bin before the aircraft reached the gate. He dislodged a heavy item which bonked a very large person on the head. This VLP arose, grabbed the offender, and bounced him violently up and down while shouting "
Didn't she
tell you to
stay in your
seat?"