The regional chief pilot who, at the start of the 25 minute van ride, proceeded to give a predeparture briefing that lasted all the way to the airport. I believe the briefing nearly matched the length of the flight.
And wore his hat while eating breakfast at the crew hotel.
And nearly had an aneurysm when we closed the door 1 minute late because the jet bridge wouldn't retract. You'd have thought the rampers had abducted his first-born.
And best of all: when I stated my opinion that regional pilots are underpaid, replied with a quote from the Bible about the nobility of poverty. I kid you not.
You, sir, are a tool.