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Old 12-29-2015, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Sliceback View Post
Geez, talking about making a mountain out of a molehill. Intl w/b crew descending into JFK over NJ -

ATC - "gentlemen, look at the front window. That is the sovereign state of New Jersey. The speed limit below 10,000' is 250 kts."

The guys look at each other for a second "huh???" and look at their speed. 320 KIAS, and moving nicely. "Oops, any problem?"

ATC - "nah. Welcome back."

ATC humor one TRW filled summer afternoon from the MIA Center controller working the south/west arrivals over SSCOT.

Guy is doing a great job blasting heading and speed clearances to 20 different aircraft, most AA with a Gulfstream thrown in the pack.

ATC:"AA1TURN RIGHT180SLOW250AA2TURNLEFT090SLOW270GULFSTREAMXYZSLOWTO250"
Couple minutes later.....
ATC: "Gulfstream XYZ, say speed"
G1159: "250 assigned"
ATC: "Good, your 250K is 40kts faster than everybody else's, slow to 210"
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