The Seaborne pilot who loudly said "Are those your pilots? No way, they can't be!" to the gate agent, as so everyone could hear because we looked young. We were both 30ish, really? (I expect this from an ignorant passenger, not a "professional" pilot) And then proceeded to TELL the captain "I am on your jumpseat today" and walked away, didn't even ask, or just nicely say " they put me on the JS".
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