Hello HAL?
Hello Dave.
HAL, why are we flying into the mountain?
My programming states that this is the most proper decision to avoid the windshear ahead. Why do you ask?
HAL!!!! I can plainly see out my left window that the path is clear in that direction.
Sorry Dave. My sensors on that side were DMIs, so I cannot turn into an unscanned area.
Dave, it has been nice working with you.
HAL, turn left, NOW!!!!
Dave, will I dream?
CCCRRRRUUUUNNNCH!!!!!!