"Directorate General of Civil Aviation, Jeeves speaking, how may I assist you?"
Airways Rep: "Yes, good day, we would like to report a case of a captain slapping."
"Captain napping?"
Airways Rep: "Slapping Sir. Or…being in the circumstances of slapping…from her co-pilot."
"I see. An unfortunate case of witness to circumstances arising during one hand clapping."
Airways Rep: "Clapping Sir?"
"Hello, Directorate General of Civil Aviation, Jeeves speaking, how may I assist you?"