Originally Posted by use2fly

I love the latest HI6 messages.

Attention all pilots! Due to our continual greed and inability to staff our airline accordingly, we are forced to ask you to pull us out of our scheduling problem that is 100% our fault. We understand that you are underpaid, however we don't care. We are offering you 200% of the low hourly rate we pay you in hopes that once again, your group will bail us out of our self induced problem.

Thank you
Fly Safe!

PS Stop asking for more fuel