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Just practice janitorial duties. Demonstrate the blue gloves fit your hands and that you can snap them on in 5 seconds or less. If you don't respect yourself as a pilot, and your pilot profession, broadcast it gratuitously during the interview and you'll be hired. Put a positive spin on how you want to work more for less and get paid less than your peers.



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