Originally Posted by StandardBrief

1) Stupid low amount of flight time
2) Stupid high amount of extra duties to include:
a) Stocking the fridge
b) ALSE Officer,
c) Supply Officer
d) HAZMAT Officer
e) Unit Movement Officer
f) Fire warden
g) Stocking the fridge
h) Sexual harassment rep
i) Resilience representative
j) Container inspector
k) Infantry ruckmarcher
l) OPSEC Officer
m) enlisted PT participator
n) seat warmer
o) staring at wall until 1930 waiting to go home but you can't
because the commander hates his wife and wants you to stay at
work with him/her
p) fellow officer stabber-in-backer just to get a good evaluation in
order to get promoted
q) -10 test taker
r) -10 test RETAKER because you failed the first one because you
haven't flown a helicopter in 6 months and forgot how it works
s) Mission planner for flights you won't fly
t) Stock fridge, listen to fat W4 complain about lack of fat snacks
u) Stock fridge, listen to crew chiefs talk about lack of mountain
dew
v) Wash aircraft that other people fly
w) Redo your proficiency flight eval because dumb ass instructor
****ed up your records
x) Get talked down to by everybody, including enlisted
y) Watch clearly incapable people get promoted
z) Arms room supervisor