Jesus Christ, where did you all find the time to type out War and Peace? That's like *counts on fingers* I dunno but it's a lot of words. Shouldn't you be doing the preflight? Also, here are my bags, put them in the hold GENTLY. And don't spill the GD ice this time! And wipe the tables down again. And better take the Honeypot out for fresh juice just in case. Then load the FMS. If I see that fing phone in your hand I'll throw it in an engine. I'll call if I need anything, going in to wait on the passengers.