Now for what I really do:
Go in uniform through security ( foreign or domestic) so they won’t take my mayonnaise and hot sauce then do a Superman in the spazzie restroom, flash my ID to get my Starbucks discount then hide it again so I can drink for free come seat upgrade time.
I’ll flash it again to #3 if they Rosa Parked my ***.
I’ve depilotized my luggage so I don’t look like a baby seal fresh out of the Regional kiddie pool.
That’s ok with y’all?