Originally Posted by
JohnBurke
We can pretend, and the public might buy it, but we all know what's really going on. There's no use hiding it any longer. When the ejector pumps clog and the chemtrail machines back up and that **** gets in the cabin air, that's what causes air rage.
That, and long lines to the lav. That will **** off a saint.
And of course, let's face facts. Who doesn't want to kill that snot nosed kid that keeps kicking the seat back? I say let it out. Let hit happen. Crush that kid in the tray table, throw your jacket over it, and order a nice drink. It's a long flight.
Enjoy.
It’s not the snot nosed kid you want to go after, it’s the parents sitting next to him letting him do it. They don’t want to discipline little Johnny because it might stifle his creativity! The good news is after he flunks out of college he will be back living with mommy and daddy until they die and he or she inherits!