I prefer "The Suitcase A$$H*le$" myself.
I am so over the top sick of these idiot Barney Fifes thinking they are some sort of police agency and the fact these former shoe salesmen and fired Macdonalds employees have authority over me and my job. It's enough to go postal. This petty bulls#!t has got to stop!
PHEW!! I feel better- Rant over- Proceed
SF