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Old 05-15-2019, 06:25 PM
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JohnBurke
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Are you not familiar with the concept of the set of car keys, the brick, the duck, the cat, and the dog in the cockpit?

In the event of disorientation, open a window (for those who can remember aircraft in which one could open the window), and toss out the car keys. Follow them. They will lead you to earth. In the event you lose the keys (and who doesn't?), then toss out the brick. It will head in the same general direction. In wet weather, the duck shines. Toss it out. Reduce airspeed. Stay in formation. If unable to open a window or you ingest the duck, toss the cat in the air. It lands on its feet. That is down. It only works with declawed cats. The others stick to the ceiling.

The dog is there to bite the pilot if he tries to touch anything.
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